( 5th march )
Friday, March 06, 2009
8:29 PM
By PeeOnMyPants
SLEEPY..
JAPANESE DRINK, OISHI!
OISHI NEH.
OPS.
MYSTIQUE'S MY GIRLFRIEND!
NOW SHE'S GREEN.
REDDDDD.
I LOVE MYSTIQUE! HAHA.
Today, I went out with Mystique. She's very sick of her covenant, Brotherhood. Particularly with Magneto, that bastard. So she wanted to see how the other mutants are surviving, and the most convenient way is to watch the latest film, Watchman. Now the show is rated at M18, but we managed to by pass the ticketing lady cause Mystique morphed into a century old grandma, leaving the lady serving us curious and at the same time disgusted. A 18 year old guy dating his grandma? roflamo. ok she morphed back to her beautiful self once we were out of sight from that lady. After the show, Mystique concluded that her fellow mutant friends were not living a life as lavish as her. Thru out the show, she insisted that one of the female hero was super hot and sexy. She envied her perfect hair and wished that she had that. She also commented that it had wasted 3 hours and gave it 1 out of 5 popcorns. 1 popcorn for the sexy female superhero, that's all.
After wasting 3 hours of her life, Mystique and I decided to go to Ashton's for dinner. We didnt mind queuing up for 20mins cause Ashton's serve good steaks at an economical price. While waiting for our steaks to be served, Mystique became the center of attention when she morphed from blue to green. Before that she blew pepper all over me, which resulted in me turning black while pointing my middle finger in response. lol. All in all I had a great day with my super mutant girlfriend! She's unique and special, and best of all, she loves me! I love you Mystique! You are my greatest hero!