Boy you wait here! Im gonna call the police!
Friday, July 03, 2009
1:02 AM
By PeeOnMyPants
Have you ever had a mischievous day when you were young? Like you decide to pee into your neighbor's pot of plant, or pour water out your window to see people get drenched? haha. In today's version of mischievous, we teens call it, JACKASS.. Yes you've heard of it many times, and maybe even watched the movies. Alright, today, I was a mischievous boy... While walking to West Coast Park's McDonald for dinner, me and my buddy JJ needed to cross an expressway. So while walking along the expressway, I felt like a mischievous boy again! I saw a bottle cap on the pavement, picked it up and scanned for any passing vehicle. Well I was smart enough not to target smaller vehicles, like cars and bikes, so I saw this container truck (without a container) and I flick the bottle cap towards the vehicle's door. You might be wondering, Its just a bottle cap, right? Yes thats what I thought too, BUT somehow or rather, I flicked it too hard ( I think ) , and the driver jammed his screeching brakes! ouch. OKAY so now my first instinct was to RUN!! hahaha you know when the truck stopped, I was damn excited, had some kind of adrenelin rush. So I went, "wooooooo! JJ we got to RUN!!" AND HE GAVE ME THAT WTF DID YOU DO THAT FOR FACE. But he ran with me anw, towards the blocks of flats. And I looked back to see if the driver gave chase, he didnt, and the truck was gone. So now we were walking towards the market, and I said, lets have dinner at the market instead. And when we were about to cross the road, JJ stopped. YES you guessed it, the truck turned out of the expressway and came into the small road! rofl I was very impressed. Because It takes at least 3 to 5 mins to get to the small road from the expressway. so I told JJ to act blurr and turn, which we did, and that malay driver started to catch up. haha this is the exciting part. He pulled me back, violently, and asked why I threw the ROCK. Well since his facts are not right, I defended by saying what rock? He was really angry and I wanted to laugh. He held my left wrist and say dont lie you throw a ROCK, I jam blah blah blah what if blah blah got car then kena blah blah accident how? and I said, it was bottle cap bitch. Then he got really angry and I really wanted to punch his face cause he was still holding my wrist. He called the police btw. And he went back to stand with his girlfren, omg. So I sat down and asked him to hurry up, with no attempt to RUN again. Me and JJ were calculating odds of being arrested, and we started grinning at each other at a point of time. I ask him, exciting right? he said yeah. rofl. We talked and talked and suggested that the police will think that the driver is damn retarded. 20mins later 2 policemen came, took down our name and ic number and stuff, talked to the driver, then came to us. First the police was sort of abusing his authority I guess, like pushing me instead of asking. So I got pissed and I started to question the police instead. He said "What if ( I HATE WHAT IF's ) theres a car behind and it rams into the truck?" In my mind I was like, erh.. FUCK YOU. So I said " that didnt happen, right?" I think that got him real pissed. So he said " WHAT IF it did happen?" Another what if. So I said " WHAT IF that didnt happen?" hahahaha. He got fed up, wanted to scare me by charging me for litter. So I defended myself by saying, I PICKED UP A LITTER, and FLICKED it towards the road, with no intention of hitting any vehicles ( LOL ), unconsciously since I was in a very intersting conversation with JJ, still considered littering? I really dont know, and he said blahblahblah your attitude sucks blah blah blah. Then I said sorry sir. Policeman then told us in a soft but audible voice, " first time receiving such a report, such a small matter ( I guess the police thinks the driver"s really retarded haha), hai.. Go apologise." haha yes we are like good mischievous boys, apologised, shook hand, case close. Went to mac still feeling mischievous, then JJ told me, " enough hor, I had enough for today. " lol so no more jackass or whatever, just dinner with my buddy JJ.