Complains
Friday, October 16, 2009 12:17 AM By PeeOnMyPants
Admit it readers, we all love to complain. I use to complain and whine a lot when I was a kid, and maybe even up to now. But recently, something struck me and made me want to do a PDT (haha fuck Rp) for, REASONS TO COMPLAIN.

Ok first, we look into the meaning of magical word, COMPLAIN. A quick search using Dictionary.com reveals that a COMPLAIN is, to express dissatisfaction, pain, uneasiness, censure, resentment, or grief; find fault: He complained constantly about the noise in the corridor.

So we now know the meaning of it, what do we still not know about Complains? Revving my brain a little, I came up with some questions: Why Do People Complain? Who and what kind of people Complains? What are the most common and irritating Complains? The Origin of Complains? Factors leading to a Complain? This is retarded.

Why Do People Complain? Earlier on my search on dictionary.com gave answers like, Dissatisfaction, pain, uneasiness, censure... blahblahblah. So to sum it all up, people complain because they want to be heard, they need help, or they want to get a message across in a forceful manner.

SO can I conclude that it is ok to complain? Well... Yes and NO. Yes if the matter your complaining is gonna benefit the whole of Singapore. Yes if complaining brings up important matters to the authorities. Yes if its something you cannot do about it ( Super Large Scale, or Medical ), like you cannot stop the haze, cannot stop global warming, or cannot prevent yourself from catching the H2N3 Virus... But its a NO to complains so minute. Things you have the solution to. Things that you can do something about it, but still complain like some fag. Things like people not moving to the rear of a bus. You can ask them to move, or shout at them, whatever. Do you see superheroes complaining about all the small things? Imagine batman complaining about how tired he is because he has to fight crime at night. You'll definitely go, WTF?! If he's tired, you'll ask him to sleep earlier in the day or something along that line. But if batman decides to go hangout with his friends in the day and complain about being tired at night, then you guys can call him Joker instead. Even if any superheros complain, they'll follow up with an action. They complain that the crime rate is too high, they'll bring it down. They complain that their neighbours are too noisy, they knock on their door and give them a round house kick.

So the gist of this blardy long post is: IF YOU CAN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, STOP FUCKING COMPLAINING. BE A SUPERHERO, NOT A SUPERFAGGOT. I know its ironic since im writing about complains and here I am complaining about people that complain. But hey, I'm doing this for the sake of humanity (Big Picture!), hiak! take that.